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I just chose the most obnoxious LJ layout ever.

But I am pretty proud of my page title.

Because I am tired and lame.

Work sucks, ya'll. It is like.. Blech. It's not hard, it's just like.. Constantly dealing with things I don't want to deal with in such a false and ridiculous way. Like.. Today there were three kids running around the smaller of the two stores, throwing shoes in the floor and knocking down displays and I was just like.. Completely ignoring them because I mean.. What am I supposed to say? Other than like, "Hey.. You might wanna put a leash on Wee Dameon over there, or I will rain sulfur down on this bitch." I ignore it, because in 20 minutes, those kids will be out of my life forever. And I tell their parents how adorable they are and I talk to them like little adults and I make up anecdotes about my family and blah blah blabh...

And they are like, "OMG! You have the patience of a saint! You are so good at this!"

And yeah, I mean, thanks. But is customer service really all I'm good for.

Obviously not, but it feels like it, sometimes. Like I am some sort of ridiculous mechanical drone.

Also, these letters are super tiny for some reason.

I think it's because I'm tired and I can't read as well when I'm tired.

Anyway..

XO

gacked from dreamhunter

1. Put your music player on "random." Skip songs with not-very interesting titles (such as "Concerto #4 in E minor").
2. List the titles of the first 25 songs to come up.
3. Put "in my pants" after each title.
4: Bold the answers that make you laugh. (no bolding for me)

( Meme! )